Things I specifically Blame Jian Ghomeshi For

1. The dumbing down of Canadian broadcast journalism 2. The worsening of my ADD 3. My lack of opportunities in journalism 4. The random yeast infections I'm always getting 5. His over-attentive gushiness to skanky bitches 6. The fact that he's condescending and disdainful to anyone who isn't a celeb

1. my random panic attacks 2. my free-floating anxiety 3. immigrants having better jobs and power over me 4. political correctness overtaking the country 5. censorship 6. my self-esteem being in the toilet 7. me being lonely and crying all the time 8. my seasonal affective disorder 9. the fact that I can't find a job when I have an IQ of 168 10.retards being favoured over me